I don't really have anything of worth to say today, but was motivated to post anyway because I really hate the song on my playlist.
Why not just change the playlist, you may be wondering.
Well, because I am OCD and in order to change the playlist, I must change the post to go along with it. So here it goes. Random thoughts, because I don't have anything better to say and seriously need to change my playlist.
Top Ten Words I Utterly Despise
1- Utter (not so much when used in reference to speaking, but when used to describe a cow's milk vessel, which consequently brings me to...)
2- Teets (pardon me whilst I dry heave)
3- Sack (I prefer the word "bag"...in every useage possible)
4- Panties (they are called undies, or underwear, or skivies, or drawers, but never, ever panties)
5- Discharge (need I say more...now I shall pardon you whilst you all dry heave)
6- Mucous (ugh)
7- Skid (I dunno, it's just an ugly word)
8- Void (another ugly word, like nails on a chalkboard)
9- Colon (mostly because of it's function, but also because it sounds a lot like Cullen, and my dear Edward should never be paired with such a word)
10- Chunks (I despise chunks in all forms. I do not like it in Peanut Butter, or soup, or...vomit. Sorry, if that just made you all blow "chunks")
runner ups: diarrhea, spew, fester, puss and/or pustule, bunion, Funion and onion (just kidding on the last two. Got a little carried away. I happen to enjoy FUN-ions, and onions...I don't however, enjoy bunions) and finally the word mom (but only when it comes in the form of a yell, whine or combination of both) I could go on...but I will spare your stomachs.
Okay, next item of business.
Top Ten Words I Absulotively (absolutely+positively) Love
1- Butter or Butta (I'll take it in any way, shape or form)
2- Freakin' (for when you want to spice up the vernacular)
3- Dip (Dual purpose word...both a noun and a verb...and consequently one of my favorite actions)
4- Refund (Need I say more?)
5- Cream or Creamy (the essential ingredient to all things decadent...as in ice cream, whipped cream, cream cheese etc., also my favorite consistency as in soup and peanut butter)
6- Sweet (another dual purpose word, an exclamation and an adjective. I particularly like this word when it precedes potatoe and I happen to be at Texas Roll House)
7- Edward (Need I say more?)
8- Massage (I feel relaxed just saying it)
9- Laugh (A funny word for a FUN-ny thing)
10- Shiz (just an all around great flavor word...like salt...everythings better with a little shiz)
honorable mentions: giggle, bubble, cuddle, marshmallow, masticate (cause it sounds naughty even though it's not), sassy, preposterous, ditty, booty, bootylicious, kiester and ba-donk-adonk. The list goes on but I'll leave it at that.
3 months ago