Friday, December 19, 2008

Pregnant Rant

Okay, I have a little rant. I despise pick up and drop off at my kids school. It is seriously the most riciculous spectacle I have ever witnessed. Nothing makes me more frustrated than watching people pull up in the drive through lane and butt their way into the drop off lane. I seriously sat in the same spot for five minutes today while I watched three people butt in front of me. HELLO PEOPLE, is my time not as valuable as yours? I'm thinking of designing a horm that allows one to type in all sorts of obscene phrases and put downs so as to express ones feelings in a more open and positive way. I think it's a great idea. This way you can rant right as the incident happens and don't have to let it fester inside. Okay, I think I'm done.
Note: I am not changing my theme song...Thank You...because I want to say "thank you" to all you big, fat butters who don't know how to wait your turn.


Jodi Simon said...

Excellent. That is great. You should move to Oregon where we can send our little angels on to the big yellow taxi whose wheels go round and round, and keep our fat butts at home, happy! he he he. I am sure "the cutters" will get crummy gifts for christmas.

Amy said...

I so feel your frustration. It's insane over there!

Kedra Simpson said...

I would be the first to buy that horn...for Chad's road rage issues :)

I am glad you guys have such great friends to help you out. WIsh we were there to help too. i would send you dinner but it might not taste to fresh when it arrived. Hang in there! You guys are amazing!

Afflecks said...

I hear you on this one... thanks for letting me back in the drive through lane, since the drop-off lane wasn't moving because of those butters. It's always worse when it's snowing, dang-it!

Ashlyn said...

we have the same problem down here. theres always somecrazy person who like parked infront of us or just wont move up so someone is always butting us after school.
P.S. i cant wait to see your new house im dying inside.