I think we have all had those moments where we've stopped dead in our tracks and thought...did I just say that?
Funny, how as parents, we find oursevles saying things our parents used to say to us, that we swore we'd never say.
Funny, how we say things we should probably never ever say...or maybe that's just me.
Here's a top ten list of things I've said (quietly or aloud) that I never thought I'd say.
1- Do you need medication (something I recall my mom asking me)?
2- Keep it up and your sleeping in the garage (something I recall my dad saying).
3- If you want anymore brothers and sisters you better shape up (kinda mean, but it really gets 'em thinking, ya know).
4- Try that again and my hands gonna be talking to your heinie.
5- WE DO NOT PLAY IN OUR POO!
6- Your breath smells like poo...no really, poo.
7- Where were you raised...a freakin' barn?
8- Quit brushing your privates with that.
9- Quit playing with your privates...you're gonna break it.
10- Do that again and I'll staple your buns shut.
Nuturally there are plenty more to share, but that's for another post. Just curious, what are some crazy things you've said to your kids?
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